Ode to Jameis Winston
O Jameis, you can throw that leather
Ball around, a Heisman winner
You can play in any weather
After a game what’s for dinner?
Not the legs of a crab
They won’t make you thinner
When you throw the ball, it’s easy to grab
Your receivers thank you with every yard
You kind of resemble Donovan McNabb
If you stop catching us off guard,
Your image might be restored
But that girl will be forever scarred
Do not show up on news programs, we’d rather be bored;
When it comes to football, you are the almighty lord.
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